{"id":388,"date":"2016-05-22T09:59:31","date_gmt":"2016-05-22T09:59:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/themes.pixelwars.org\/empathy\/?p=388"},"modified":"2016-05-22T09:59:31","modified_gmt":"2016-05-22T09:59:31","slug":"scrap-surf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mazloum.com\/bassem\/scrap-surf\/","title":{"rendered":"Scrap Surf"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe src=\"https:\/\/player.vimeo.com\/video\/50315573?color=8ACB82&amp;title=0&amp;byline=0&amp;portrait=0\" width=\"800\" height=\"450\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>You don&#8217;t know how to do any of those. It&#8217;s a T. It goes &#8220;tuh&#8221;. Okay, I like a challenge. Son, as your lawyer, I declare y&#8217;all are in a 12-piece bucket o&#8217; trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin&#8217; up that ol&#8217; mess you caused. I feel like I was mauled by Jesus. Tell her you just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You don&#8217;t know how to do any of those. It&#8217;s a T. It goes &#8220;tuh&#8221;. Okay, I like a challenge. Son, as your lawyer, I declare y&#8217;all are in a 12-piece bucket o&#8217; trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin&#8217; up that ol&#8217; mess you caused. I feel&#8230; <\/p>\n<p class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/mazloum.com\/bassem\/scrap-surf\/\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"video","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"inline_featured_image":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[22,29,34],"class_list":["post-388","post","type-post","status-publish","format-video","hentry","category-street","tag-ocean","tag-surf","tag-video","post_format-post-format-video"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazloum.com\/bassem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/388","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazloum.com\/bassem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazloum.com\/bassem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazloum.com\/bassem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazloum.com\/bassem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=388"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mazloum.com\/bassem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/388\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazloum.com\/bassem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=388"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazloum.com\/bassem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=388"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazloum.com\/bassem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=388"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}